Baldie's BaseBall Blog : Week 7

 

Another great week of Fantasy Baseball has passed by, and I decided I want to blog about it and share my thoughts with the people. 

This week in fantasy baseball, we had 6 exciting matchups. 

The Angry Bald Man's Oriental Express takes on the Leader of the Anti Pineapple Pizza Campaign, Gotham's DogFaced Gremlins. 

In this battle, the Japanese fellas Ohtani san, Shota kun and Yu Darvish outshined in a last minute Sunday push and gave on the opposing team, lead by the save machine A. Munoz, N Gorman, and C Walker, the loss. 

The Rachel Zegler Enthusiast's Deuce's Dominos takes on NXT's Last Viewer's I Have's Splendid Team. 

In this battle, The Zegler Enthusiasts completely dominated the battle. With J. Ramirez, B. Stott(not C. Stott), and A Giminez putting up a whopping 120+ points as batters, Grit's team stood no chance. Not to mention the unfortunate 30 points Clarke Schmitt put up on the bench. 

Next up, we have The Man who only dreams of Basketball, Hoops Baseball Whacker Guys taking on Beautiful Bald Baller Hanophy's Han Dezzzz Nuts 

In this battle, The Megastar Aaron Judge puts up a whooping 46 points with the actor Burt Reynolds dealing 31 points as well to completely destroy Dezzzz Nuts. 

Bregman and Tucker put up a good fight, but in the end you just don't fuck with the Diaz Brothers, who put up a combined total of -29 points. Or Kyle Hendricks, who simply sucks ass. 

For the 4th battle, the Geno Smith Stan Big Poppa Pump takes on The AEW Cultist BigHorn Balls in a slobberknocker that was less than 10 points until the very end. 

The Man with the girl everyone wants to fuck and the incredible mustache Paul Skenes puts up an incredible second major league performance, completely shutting out the Cubs in a redemption rematch., But that was not enough as the Dodger's second best batter Mookie Betts and Henderson put up the good fight, and won on the last two days. 

In the 5th match, The #1 Patron at "The Club" takes on the Professor of Ass Eating in a battle of the streamed starting pitchers. A. Nola and Pivvetta put the smack down on the professor, as his team of rag tag starting pitchers and Vacant on the Util spot was filled with too many jobbers and midcarders to take on the most loved patron of "The Club" 

In the final match, we had a nasty slugfest between Bob "Bill "Robert" " Jones' Boys and The Ratslayer The Slippery Fish. Bob Jones' Boys tried their hardest. Unfortunately, they couldn't muster up enough points, and B. Elder decided to stink up the joint on Sunday afternoon, eating up 6 earned runs and scoring a whooping -16.50 points. Fish's R, Devers and Luis Gil decided to have one of their best career performances, turning what was otherwise a close fight into an out of reach victory for Mr. Jones. 

Next week, we will go into Week 8 of Fantasy Baseball

What will be the match ups, you ask? 

The Angry Bald Man takes on Big Horn in a contest between Dodgers' #1 and Dodgers #2

The Zegler Enthusiast takes on the #1 Patron at "The Club" in a Phillys Fan vs Mets Fan matchup

I Have Splendid takes on Hoop Dreams in a match where hopefully no points are scored on the bench

The Geno Smith Stan takes on the Jared Goff Stan in a match where Vacant may see another appearance in the outfield

The Pineapple Pizza Hater takes on Bill "Bob "Robert" " Jones 

And Deezzzz Nuts  Takes on The Fish

No doubt another exciting week of baseball games to come. 

Well? How did you like my ramblings and summary of this weeks events? Did you like it? Did it make you furious? Or did you skip straight to the comments section so you could be first? 

Leave a comment to let me know how you really feel. 

Paece