God created Adam.
Then he created Adam a sidepiece named Eve. It didn’t take long for Eve to ruin Adam’s
life by fucking around with God and finding out that God is a spiteful fella. Eve introduced sin and suffering into the
world. Instead of sitting on Adam’s face
as a thank you for giving up a rib to create her, she let a dumb serpent
trigger her about some fruit.
Most women wrongly think that just because they have a vagina they can get a guy. This is obviously not true. There are many turn-offs that a woman can display that can result in her forever being lonely and shunned by men. Let’s explore a few.
For starters, being ugly is a major turnoff.
Next, women should strive to not be fat. Being thiccc is OK. Being fat is not.
Lack of hygiene is up next.
Women who are hairy and smelly are just the absolute worst.
Negativity is another major turn-off. Constant
negativity, complaining, bitching, or pessimism can dampen the mood and make interactions
unenjoyable.
Finally, excessive insecurity or low self-esteem can be a
deal-breaker. The need for constant reassurance-seeking
can become tiresome.
The moral of this blog is clear - fantasy baseball doesn't draw.
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