An Ode to All the Fallen Disqus Warriors

 



It's been a tumultuous time in the disqus universe. Ever since the split from the origin, we have seen brand splits, alts, hidden emails, behind the back trash talking, blocking, and even the evil TOS Bot laying down the wrath of God onto innocent internet commenters.

This was originally going to be a thread about which fast food chain has the best chicken sandwiches, but in order to address some of  the circumstances that happened, this  thread seemed more fitting. 


First disqus in memoriam goes to the Sarge. An unjust show of power hungry devastation from the TOS Bot, laying the smack down on the innocent veteran who did absolutely nothing wrong. With it's strange hatred against posting potatoes, the Bot decided that it was no longer OK to post pictures of said vegetable, and decided to nuke down the Sarge. RIP MAGEE. You will be missed. 

Second in memoriam goes to Enthusiast, the draw of this site, the commenter that got me to be a full time member on this website. Some say he's busy with college starting back up and he won't have time for internet shenanigans. Some say he died for unknown reasons. But one thing for sure, he will definitely be missed. 

Lastly, we have our secret baseball chat exclusive guys, who aren't really dead or gone, but chose the life of being lazy and using a mobile chat app instead of just coming back to the site and commenting like the good ole days. We miss you guys. Come back. 




And to the rest of the people who aren't dead, but are dead to the people of PCT. What causes such a downfall? Is it the desire to be noticed by a female on the internet who has no interest in you whatsoever? Is it the desire to cosplay in make believe internet discussions? Or just a desire to fit in with a community to the point where you would backstab long time internet friends just so you don't look like a villain? It's truly a shame that things have to happened this way. But as the lord says, we did nothing wrong, but we will always forgive you for all the wrongs that you have done. Here are about 15 selfies and pictures of my lunch.






 

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