Fake Internet Prediction titles are serious business. The Project entered into the fake internet predictions business because it was important to take something that other "wrestling" disqus sites do and make it even better. How did we do it better? Beats me. But I feel like we did.
Anyway, here are the results.
First off, I'm not typing out all of the individual fucking scores. If I figure out how to post the excel spreadsheet to "prove" shit, then I'll post it. As the Commisioner of the prediction, I, Dr. Buttlips, do hereby swear that no shenanigans occured. These are the actual results. I guess I could make them up, but doing so would be gay unless I booked myself to win everything. As you'll see below, I did not. Also, this shit is fake, so get over it.
Up first we have the Random Ass Midcard Predictions titles. There were two belts up for grabs here. One was for the top score. One was for the worst score.
The title belt for the worst score in the Midcard predictions is officially being named the Rachel Zegler Interassinental Championship. Why? Because Rachel Zegler Mid. And Rachel Zegler sucks. And Rachel Zegler is ass. Although, ironically, she has no ass.
Anyway, with a score of 2 out of a possible 9 (no tiebreaker needed), your first ever Interassinental Champ is none other than:
Gregory Fuller. Well done, Greg!
The title belt for the best score in Midcard predictions is officially being named the Random Ass Midcard Title belt. It's not very original, but fuck you.
With a score of 6 out of a possible 10 (no tiebreaker needed), your first ever Random Ass Midcard Champion is:
HoopDreams.
Now on to the actual main SummerSlam predictions. First up were the tag team titles. Even though I typed this out in the last thread, here were the randomly generated tag teams:
Booker & Baldie
HoopDreams & Bob Jones
Waxy & Rip
Zeke The Plumber & Wrestlefan
Deuce & Hanophy
Bass & Hamish
Bot & Bish
Greg Fuller & DBL
BPP & Fleck
JC & Gritty
Fish & Bane
Dan Campbell & Persona Non Grata
Pwns Grandma & Abobo's Dignity
Two sets of tag titles were on the line - the belts for the best score and the belts for the worst score.
Up first, we have the belts for the worst score. Given that Baldie & Gritty were in possession of the Oi Ho Bag Titles, PCT decided to repurpose those for our game. It's my understading that Oi has tried to claim they still have these titles, but what now exists over there are simply replicas. The real Ho Bag tag team titles exist here, and have been given a face lift.
There was a tight race for the Ho Bag titles. Both Waxy & Rip and Deuce & Hanophy decided to suck ass equally with combined scores of 11 (out of a possible combined 24 points). Thus, based on the tiebreaker, your first ever PCT-branded Ho Bag tag team champions are:
Deuce & Hanophy
Next up we have the belts for the best score. The PCT World Tag Team championship titles will herein be known as the Billy and Chuck Memorial Tag Team Championship Belts. The competition for this prestigious title was tight. Three teams all came in with a top score of 16 (again, out of a possible 24 points): Fish & Bane, DBL & Greg Fuller, and HoopDreams & Bob Jones. Based on a stupid fucking tiebreaker, however, your first ever Billy and Chuck Memorial Tag Team champions are:
HoopDreams & Bob Jones
Finally, we get to the individual prediction titles tied to SummerSlam. Again, we have titles for the best overall score and for the worst overall score.
Up first, we have the title for the worst overall score. This title is known as the Potato Belt. It is reserved for the user who either goes out of their way to be a piece of shit and throw their predictions, or the user who actually tries but just fails miserably at life (much like a humanoid potato might). With a score of 4 out of a possible 12, the distinction for being the first ever Potato Belt champion goes to:
Zeke the Plumber!
And finally, we have the title for the best overall score. This is PCT's highest honor. And because PCT is the fastest growing Men's Interest site on disqus, this is really the highest honor you can have on disqus. With a score of 10 out of a possible 12, the undisputed first-ever PCT World Heavy Weight Champion of the Internet is:
Fish
Hey, Fish, stop being a gatdamn part-timer. You have a responsibility here now.
Anyway, that's it. I'm not going to say congrats to the winners because I didn't win.
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