With all the internet drama and site changing and backstabbing going on, it's hard to tell who is truly a trustworthy anonymous internet user and who is a terrible racist jerk who is lame and boring and not one of your favorites. But how do you really know if someone is one of you or if they will stab you in the back in the future? Here are some serious questions that can help you figure out who someone truly is.
First we'll start with the most controversial topic of them all. A topic that has caused a divide and chaos in the Project Chaos Theory.
Do you eat cereal with or without milk? A tale as old as time itself. A fight we've had since we were children.
How can you eat cereal without milk? It tastes so damn bland without it. It's like eating a Popeye's biscuit without gravy.
Or maybe you're in the other camp. Why would you ruin the intended taste of the cereal with milk? Why would you make the crispy texture of the Lucky Charms marshmallows soggy with the moisture of the milk?
Intellects from both sides of the aisles may fight to the end of time over this question. 
Another controversial question. How do you hang your toilet paper? With the fresh piece hanging over or under?
If you hang it over, you get the mess of the toilet paper possibly rolling all the way to the ground.
But if you hang it under, it's slightly harder to retrieve the paper.
Are you more on the sanitary side, or the convenient side?
And the final question, maybe the ultimate question that would get a certain boycotting jerk to appear. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Are you a pizza purist? Where the only toppings that belong can be savory?
Or are you an open minded individual, who allows for all sorts of toppings on pizza?
And why would you boycott disqus andcontinue to be secret chat exclusive? Why not join the gentlemens discussion site where nobody posts potato farming methods or argues about fake fighting between men in tights? It's about damn time you make a return..
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