This is not some gay ass "What's the best Christmas movie of all time?" thread. The answer is Home Alone, so there's no need to debate. The second greatest Christmas movie of all time? Home Alone 2.
Home Alone is the perfect mix between Christmas/Family spirit and attempted murder. If you don't agree, you can fuck off. Pretty simple. The only other contenders are Elf (kind of creepy that a middle-aged Buddy is macking on an early-20s Zooey Deschanel), Christmas Vacation (would possibly compete if Beverly D'Angelo showed her tits like she does in the original Vacation movie), and The Santa Claus (Tim Allen should have just stopped after making one Christmas movie, instead of whoring himself out to the holiday movie rotation). You know what none of these movies had though? A South Bend Shovel Slayer.
Game. Set. Match. Home Alone.
Also, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. Only fags and muppets think it is.
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