Thread Killers

Comment counts are the measure of a thread's success.  It doesn't matter what the content of the 'blog' portion of the thread is.  I could write a masterpiece blog (See:  Resevoir PAWGs), but people only remember the random "Manly Sports" blog written by Baldie that was horribly light on content but saw a massive comment count influx due to tourist users from a random sports blog.  At least at this blog, we don't go stray out into the world of weebs and paedos to boost comment counts (looking at you, Bass).  When it's dead, it's dead, and we own it.  Let's explore what kills thread.

1. Racism.

2. Bad football matchups.  Traffic has decreased exponentially ever since it became a reality that the Super Bowl would be Kansas City vs. Philly.  These are both racist cities with racist franchises.  Everyone loses no matter who wins this terrible matchup. 

3. Professional Wrestling talk that isn't about Divas showing their buttholes.  Women who wrestle tend to do one thing very well - and no, it's not wrestling.  They tend to be good at having killer bodies.  There are exceptions, but the majority of women in wrestling look just like the women who film themselves showing their buttholes on Pornhub.  Talking about these women is acceptable to everyone.  Talking about the men who also wrestle, however, appears to offend some people.  The last time wrestling talk was universally cool was back when the Divas posed for Playboy.  And what did they do in Playboy?  They showed their buttholes.  Coincidence?  I think not. 

4. Having a life.  A site like PCT is filled with professionals.  We have professors, chemists, golf pros, accountants, NAIA officials, and whatever the fuck it is that BPP does.   We also have users that have awesome kids and smokin' hot girlfriends and wives.  Also, because most PCT users refuse to get vaccinated, we get sick sometimes too.   There is an inverse correlation between having a life and spending time commenting on disqus.  What's amazing, however, is that despite having lives, PCT blogs out-draw other similar blogs that are full of users who lack professional and/or personal lives, and instead spend their time watching anime porn while fliting with weebs and/or hairy, smelly Dominican potatoes.  Weird.