The Holiest Week of the Year...

So, here we are. The middle of April. The first quarter of the year has passed us by and we're getting into what everyone loves; Longer days, warmer temperatures, summer vacations.

However, I'm the opposite. I look at this as allergy season. Give me shorter days, when it's dark by 4:30pm. Give me colder temperatures, as I can't stand the heat & humidity. Give me winter, where I work less and can actually take a vacation.

But for now, I'm soaking in the start of the golf season. I guess that's the one positive about longer days & warmer temperatures.

But hey, let's start with yesterday. Masters week is one of my favorite weeks of the year. And Masters Sunday usually goes down as one of the greatest days in sports. Yes, better than that monopolistic Super Bowl Sunday. Do you seriously need 19 hours of pregame shit? Yesterday sure didn't disappoint. Rory tried to piss it away, but ultimately the Irish eyes were smiling.

Let's fast forward to this later this week. The week were Jesus Christ broke bread and got drunk on wine with his 12 disciples for the last time. He was nailed to a cross and left there, hung out to dry, while birds pecked away at his body. Three days later, he rose from the dead, a la the Undertaker at the 1994 Royal Rumble.

But, let's look forward to what's closing out Holy Week - Wrestlemania. I know Goth won't be happy with this. Could there be a more debaucherist place to host Wrestlemania than Las Vegas? While this year may lack as one of the most boring builds, I'm sure there will be a few surprises. Even I'm not into this as much as I usually would be.

In the end, I hope you all enjoy the week. Make sure you & your kids enjoy hunting eggs from the bunny. And don't forget to wish BOT a HAPPY BIRTHDAY today, April 14.

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